Singer Ryan Adams swears he saw a UFO in Glendale, CA

So… this is weird. Last night around 11 P.M. PT, Ryan Adams launched into a barrage of tweets about spotting a UFO. Yeah, for real.

But unlike most other UFO sightings, Adams didn't see a blip of something for a fleeting moment. And according to his Twitter, he wasn't the only one. Adams claims he spotted a "huge" object while driving his car in Glendale, CA, a place with a history of UFO sightings. Furthermore, Adams tweeted the object was hotly pursued by police cars as well as helicopters.

"Three cops were tearing ass in its direction in oncoming traffic. Thing was huge. If it was a blimp then that was a f-cked up blimp," tweeted Adams. "Whatever I saw was like a real sci fi film come to life."

Unfortunately—or depending on your beliefs, naturally—Adams didn't catch any footage of it. "No pic because I didn't twitter til I was parked," he explained. "Enough people are dead from texting and driving." Fair point. He's gotta get home to Mandy Moore, after all. But still, a little photo evidence would have been greatly appreciated.

Although Adams said "cars were slowing down to a stall to look at this thing," no one else seems to have tweeted a firsthand verification of his account. But that could be because, according to his Twitter feed, it was "closed off" shortly thereafter.

Glendale schoolgirls confess to being flesh-eating, blood drinking witches

Your Strange News Portal, My Zimbabwe News, has once again brought to you yet another frightening, stranger than fiction news report.

Glendale villagers are living in fear amid reports that several school-going children have allegedly confessed to be part of a cult that exhumes graves and collect human remains for consumption.

According to the youngsters' confessions, they reportedly visit graveyards in the company of alleged elderly witches where they would 'dig' into graves and exhume human flesh which they then feed on.

The matter has since been brought before Chief Chiweshe, born Joseph Chigariro (82) where his court sat for about three times. During the court sessions, the juveniles reportedly confessed to be part of the witchcraft cult in the area. According to information gathered by our news crew, there were two separate court sessions which took place at Major Brown's farm and at the Chief's farm in Nhangura area.

Two young girls from Kia-ora farm who are in Grade 5 and Form 2 respectively are said to have confirmed that they are being used by witches from the same farm to exhume graves and collect human remains which they would all eat.

The village head of the farm, Mai Theresa Mawadza (49) also CONFIRMED the young girls' confessions.

"We are handling such a case here. The two girls are coming out in the open but they are claiming that their cult has five adults. They are picked up at night by elderly members of the group then engage in witchcraft activities. They will be forced to drink human blood, exhume graves and eat human flesh," she said.