Is there an emergency switch we can flip to shut down escape routes from Staten Island? Now may be the time to flip it.
While a recent, hopeful report claimed
the country was facing a clown shortage, it seems there are still some
left, and one has been spotted roaming the island.
According to SI Live,
the clown is "mysterious" and has been spotted "lurking behind a tree,"
as well as at a few local train stations. There are few photos of the
clown (currently being tracked via the #SIClown
hashtag), but those that do exist were all taken at night... when the
most evil of clowns come out to play/murder you.
Residents of the
borough have been sharing their sightings on social media
The reactions are almost TOO Staten Islandy, as if these were hired
actors and fake Twitter accounts created to support a viral marketing
campaign for the remake of Stephen King's IT.